Fun Corner


In England recently, I went to a café and said to the young lady serving: ‘A Tutti cake, please…’

She said: ‘Is that with two t’s?’ ‘No,’ I replied – ‘just a coffee.’


The last time I visited the new, gauche, blonde dentist, I told her: ‘My teeth are sensitive.’

‘Well,’ she said, ‘you’ll have to be careful what you say then, won’t you.’ (?)


I visited a psychiatrist once and told him I was sure I was a pack of cards. He studied me for a moment, then said: ‘I’ll deal with you later.’


Eric Lennick