Just for Fun

Agony Aunt

Dear Ivy,
I’m convent educated, and have lead a sheltered life, and at age 49, have just been proposed to for the first time. The lawyer’s clerk who handled my late parents Wills has asked me to marry him. I’m very flattered, of course, and money is not a problem because they left me €4 million. However…I am at least a foot taller than him! He is very nice and it doesn’t seem to bother him. Should I accept, or do you think my height might be an issue later on?
Sincerely,
Ann Anderson
Dear Ann,
I hate to burst your bubble, dear, but have the courage to say a resounding ‘NO’. Just enjoy the money…
Sincerely,
Ivy

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